Incoming goods wipe you A pleasant stay in Berlin

Når ni barndomsvenninner for første gang bestemmer seg for en felles helgetur, krever det endel organisering. Etter endel frem og tilbake falt valget på Berlin. Jeg har aldri vært i Berlin, så jeg gleder meg stort. Selv om et par av jentene muligens kan hoste opp enkelte gloser av sin skoletysk, er det betryggende å vite at vertinnen for overnattingen også snakker engelsk, noe som fremkommer av bekreftelsen på leilighetsbestillingen:

I E N W O H N U N G - B E R L I N
They booked A vacation home in Berlin
Ebersstr.XX. On the day OF the journey
you come please ton the Ebersstr.XX into 10827 Berlin.
The Ebersstr. Is approx. 50m from the rapidly transit
railway yard Schöneberg far away. Into the house our
office is you from 10,00 o' clock -18.00 o' clock opened.
There you CAN pay your calculation (in bar) and
received starting from 14,00 their housing key.
You CAN subordinate the luggage thus during this time.
If you should after 18,00 o' clock journeys, go please
ton the Dominicusstr.XX. Into the house is A cafe XX.
Into the cafe your then lie and you CAN wants keys pay then
thus there in BAR. You leave their dwelling please ton
of 11.00 o' clock.
Incoming goods wipe you A pleasant stay in Berlin.


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Det ordner seg nok. Jeg er uansett klar for tuppetur!